Top 20 replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work..老外篇
最近看到的 蠻有趣的~
大家欣賞一下自已曾說過的話吧!!
也許這就是工程師的common sense吧…
有些看不太懂~不敢亂翻~有些也可能會錯意
請各位再補充給我
COUNT DOWN……
20. “That's weird…” 那太不可思議了..
19. “It's never done that before.” 以前從來沒有那樣過
18. “It worked yesterday.” 它昨天還是正常的.
17. “How is that possible?” 那是有可能的好嗎?
16. “It must be a hardware problem.” 這一定是硬體的問題
15. “What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?” 你是輸入了什麼而得到這個讓它crash的錯誤呢?
14. “There is something funky in your data.” 有一些怪資料在我的data裡
13. “I haven't touched that module in weeks!” 我在這星期並沒有改到那個模組
12. “You must have the wrong version.” 你一定使用了錯誤的版本
11. “It's just some unlucky coincidence.” 這就只是些不幸的巧合罷了
10. “I can't test everything!” 我不能每件事都測試過!!
9. “THIS can't be the source of THAT.”
8. “It works, but it hasn't been tested.”
7. “Somebody must have changed my code.” 一定有人改過我的code
6. “Did you check for a virus on your system?” 你確定檢查過你的電腦沒有中病毒嗎?
5. “Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
4. “You can't use that version on your system.” 在你的電腦不能使用這個版本
3. “Why do you want to do it that way?” 為什麼你要用那種方式執行它呢?
2. “Where were you when the program blew up?” 當程式出問題時,你在哪?
1. “It works on my machine” 在我的機器上是可以動的!!
文章出處:http://underthesunz.blogspot.com/2006/11/top-20-replies-by-programmers-to.html
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